While attending an underground horror-movie convention, an enterprising guy and avid fan of the female derrières decides it's high time he made his very own home-made horror movie. Infuriated and utterly convinced that anyone can sell his boring films for $30 apiece, the aspiring filmmaker embarks on a difficult journey to make a glorious no-budget horror movie, only to realise that he bit off more than he could chew. Will he see his ambitious dream come true?